Am I getting a new iPad for my birthday?
B to me: My got Mommy present.
B: Yeah! My got Mommy pink baby iPad with new games!
Me: Is it a surprise for my birthday? (My birthday is next week.)
B: Yeah! Where present go? (She runs out of the room.)
B: DADDY! Where new games go? (They have a quiet conversation about secrets and surprises.)
Well, I have to admit I’m not really quite sure what I’m getting for my birthday… but I bet they got it at the Apple Store.